Emcee

Let us put our hands together and give a very warm welcome to our emcee of the day........ Ms Audrey Koh!

Yes, Henry has contacted her and she agreed readily! Initially, we were having a headache over this as we wouldn't want our guests to "work" on that day. They were supposed to be there to relax, enjoy and share our joy! We wanted to ask Joanne to be the emcee but she commented that it would not be as personable compared to someone who knows us.

I'm just so glad we have settled another issue of the ROM.

And our humorous emcee proposed the following vows for our consideration:

1. I, Mr Potato, Root Vegetable No. ________________ hereby take Mrs Potato, Root Vegetable No. ______________ as my awfully wedded spud & pledge to take care of her in sickness & in health, to share with her my moist soil home & fertilizer, to enhance her fertility & her chances of conceiving many baby potatoes.

2. With this organic leaf ring, I take thee, Mrs Potato, as my lawfully wedded spud. I will provide thee with the most luxurious & moist soil home, with friendly & colourful carrot, brinjal, onion, turnip & radish neighbours. But I will ensure our privacy when it comes time to make baby spuds. They cannot make too much noise & 闹洞房.

3. I, Mr Potato, Root Vegetable No. _________________ wed Mrs Potato, Root Vegetable No. ________________ as my lawfully wedded spud, & promise to completely & utterly fulfil my spudly duties of producing as many potato offspring as possible.


It was so FUNNY that I had to curb my laughter when I read this in the office! Well written, my dear emcee!

Ok, for those who are puzzled as to who is Mr Potato, due to some long-story reason, it actually refers to Henry. :)